We spend a lot of time at the car wash. Having two small children, we tend to always need to clean out the car! Crushed up cheerios, random glitter, and piles of bows seem to always make their way with other little odd bits into the floorboard, seats etc...and to keep some minimal sanity in my life, I go to the car wash more then your average joe.  We dropped Charlie off at school, and Cam and I decided to go do our weekly car detail duty. When we pulled up I noticed the amount of birds, and how loud they were. Now, I am already not a fan of the creepy little things. Birds have always freaked me out. Their feathered bodies potentially infested with lice perched on the reptile-ish little legs ...it is just creepy! After the events described below, I feel like my gut feeling about these guys was dead on. Things were fine and we were all just minding our business... until I opened the passenger door. I guess the goldfish were just too much temptation for one of ...